Wednesday, June 08, 2011<\/p>\n
This blog post is nothing more than a simple recipe. This is meant to be fun, so enjoy cooking, African style!<\/p>\n
Elephant Stew:<\/p>\n
1 Elephant \u2013 Medium Size
2 Rabbits \u2013 Optional
Salt & Pepper to taste (be prepared to purchase Large Quantities)
Brown Gravy \u2013 Lots!<\/p>\n
Cut Elephant into small bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Reserve the trunk \u2013 you will need something to store the pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene for about 4 weeks at 465*. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. <\/p>\n
Ok, I haven\u2019t really tried this stew, but I got you to smile didn\u2019t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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