{"id":88,"date":"2013-02-08T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T15:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/goodbye-mr-mouse\/"},"modified":"2013-02-08T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T15:37:00","slug":"goodbye-mr-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/goodbye-mr-mouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Mr. Mouse!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We (as in everybody but me), chased this gal around the house until this man finally caught her! We found a second mouse when Blake went to put his shoe on…that had died in his shoe. I couldn’t get the picture to load…but now you see who was causing me to go crazy! <\/p>\n

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Friday, February 8, 2013 <\/p>\n

Goodbye Mr. Mouse! <\/p>\n

I guess I should really say goodbye Mrs. Mouse and goodbye to your
little friend too! I realize that for 3 weeks you became a part of our
lives, uninvited or not, you were still a housemate of ours. I wish I
could tell you that I am sad to see you go, but that just wouldn’t be
true. I could also tell you that I am still not sleeping at night as I
try and listen for your little feet, but that also wouldn’t be true. In
fact, the night you were caught, I slept! I slept like I hadn’t slept
in months! <\/p>\n

Thanks to you, I still enter the dark rooms slowly and cautiously, even
though I know you’re gone. I still jump at the slightest sound, but
that too shall pass. Because of you Blake is down one shirt! Mrs.
Mouse, I am sorry it had to come to this, but you refused to leave us
alone. You tried to take control or our lives, and for a brief time you
were succeeding, but in the end, I prevailed. <\/p>\n

Mrs. Mouse, Goodbye. From the bottom of my heart, forever and always,
goodbye! <\/p>\n

[Insert evil laugh here] <\/p>\n

Sincerely, <\/p>\n

The Victor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We (as in everybody but me), chased this gal around the house until this man finally caught her! We found a second mouse when Blake went to put his shoe on…that had died in his shoe. I couldn’t get the picture to load…but now you see who was causing me to go crazy! Friday, February 8, 2013 Goodbye Mr. Mouse!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drc","category-gemena","category-missionary"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}