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Monday, January 21, 2013<\/p>\n
Dear Mr. Mouse in my House\u00a0<\/p>\n
I hate you.\u00a0 <\/span>No\u2026I LOATHE you.\u00a0 <\/span>Like Batman to the Joker, or Superman to Kryptonite.\u00a0 <\/span>You have destroyed my life!\u00a0 <\/span>I know exactly what you are doing, and I can’t say I’m surprised.\u00a0 <\/span>You wait in the shower, or behind the bedroom door, or under the dresser, listening for the patter of my feet.\u00a0 <\/span>Quietly breathing, waiting and watching with your beady eyes for only me to enter the room.\u00a0 <\/span>You know you have me trapped!\u00a0<\/p>\n The instant that I enter the room you jump out of your hiding place knowing my heart will beat out of my chest, and I will RUN!\u00a0 <\/span>You know that you have all control over me\u2026and that I won’t try to chase you down or stomp on you.\u00a0 <\/span>You have no idea the fear you have placed into me.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n I lay in bed, knowing I can’t get out to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, because we will come face to face, and I just can’t bare it.\u00a0 <\/span>Every sound I hear, I am SURE it is you, just reminding me that you are near.\u00a0 <\/span>I hear you laughing your evil laugh reminding me that I can’t win.\u00a0<\/p>\n Mr. Mouse\u2026I BEG you, please, leave my house today\u2026because if you don’t I will begin to feed you.\u00a0 <\/span>I will feed you some delicious pink treats that you will enjoy!\u00a0 <\/span>Mr. Mouse this is your only warning\u2026I promise you, that although you are winning this battle; I WILL WIN THIS WAR! <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Sincerely,<\/p>\n Your Nemesis<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Monday, January 21, 2013 Dear Mr. Mouse in my House\u00a0 I hate you.\u00a0 No\u2026I LOATHE you.\u00a0 Like Batman to the Joker, or Superman to Kryptonite.\u00a0 You have destroyed my life!\u00a0 I know exactly what you are doing, and I can’t say I’m surprised.\u00a0 You wait in the shower, or behind the bedroom door, or under the dresser, listening for the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.berry1.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}